99 Problems With OCD – Rap Battle

OCD’s ‘99 Problems’ – First Verse:

If you’re having fear problems I feel bad for you Brent. You got 99 problems here’s my 2 cent

You got fear of harm to your closest friends

Ya think I’m the foe but I must amend 

See the fact is, I’m just watching out for them

Watching out for you, Keeping way from sin

Met you first when you were playing basketball

Broken ankles, collarbone, you had it em all

You were getting hurt so habitually 

Had to grab your thoughts more ritually

If you did this, did that, I’d save you a break

If you didn’t, well, maybe you’d catch a break

And If you did, still maybe you’d catch a break

Your mind was racing so much until you pump the brake

Try to stop my antics and I’ll make it worse

Recovery on your mind but I come first

Thinking you’ll outsmart is a thought for the dumb

You got 99 problems but I ain’t one

Hit me…

99 problems but I ain’t one

If you’re havin’ fear problems I feel bad for your Brent

You got 99 problems that’s my 2 cent

Brent ‘99 Problems’ – Second Verse:

Year’s twenty 16 and I’m thinking recovery

You were telling me shit like “trust me, I’m motherly”

You was holding my hand helicopter and hovery 

Wouldn’t let me do shit being so damn smothery

Escape your leash for a while or so

Go about an hour not thinking of you though

Go another hour before you’re knocking at the door

When I win… yo here you go

Who’s the boss, you’d always have to have it your way

But with recovery, you could go away

Who needs you here, huh… only you would say

To silence your voice would be my victory

When I can prove to be stronger than even you would say

No longer stuffing my mind with silly commentary

You pullin my triggers like a verbal gun

I got 99 problems and hushing you is one

Hit em…

99 Problems and hushing you is one

Having fear problem but I’m ownin um

I got 99 problems and hushing you is one

Hit em…

89 Problems as you clear away

If you having scatter problems I feel bad you O

I got 59 more lets go

Brent ‘99 Problems’ – Third Verse:

Now once upon a time not too long ago

Woulda shared this verse, let you rap some more

Would let you spit your ridiculous flow

But your old lyrics gotta to go

New rules I’m feeling like I’m winning now

Your rules would have me swimming in my doubt

No rules I’m feeling like I got clout

As for you, well… get out

I don’t welcome you here, If all you produce is fear

Whispering in my ear, from near

I’d rather see you from far, instead of your jabber jaw

All in all, this next move’s clear

Imma take the throne and Imma hold the crown

We can get the win if you can hold it down

You hit the bottom as we reach the top

But this nonsense has got to stop

Imma take my time took my lumps from you

Succeed in my mind and Imma see it through

My thoughts in my head ain’t got nothing to do…

With you

You can ride the wave or you can just wave

My mental game is stronger chasing you away

As my light shines and your lights dims

I got 99 problems and you’re none of em

Hit it

99 problems and you’re none of em

If you having clinging issues I feel bad for you O

But I got things to do, yo let’s go 

Music Is Therapy:

Music is Therapy. At one point, my OCD tried to steal my joy of music, making it a huge trigger. My love for it is therapeutic and proving to be a great ally. So yeah… I don’t wanna hear it OCD – Whateva man!

Oh… and this rap battle is inspired by Jay-Z’s masterpiece ‘99 Problems’. Catch the lyrics here.

Let me know if you found this helpful. I am curious to hear your spin. Leave a comment or find me on Twitter @UghOCD or Instagram @brentleybigkid.